Family Joke: INSTALLING HUSBAND.....

A woman writes to the IT Technical
support Guy..
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,........................
Reply...
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or
Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0
and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!